Will they, won't they
See they, need each other to be happy
They'd be, perfect,
If only, they'd open their eyes and just see
They were, connected,
Two souls, away from where they're supposed to go
To go, and it's obvious they know

Call them friends better yet Rachel and Ross
Here's the story of two star-crossed lovers lost
So they pay the cost, the time they gave away
days traded, forgetting what they needed to say
And we know, that they know what was going on
That they feel the void, when the other one is gone
before long, when it's too late, they see the wrong
that they should've been with the one, where they belong
In the first place heads floating in space
Drifting out of orbit gravity misplaced
Wasted opportunity quickly replaced
With regrets of not partaking in the chase
Denying their love just for, the hell of it
Scrubbing away what they feel, like JD and Elliot
If only they could spy some luck and get unstuck
They could buy more their love like Sarah and Chuck

Will they, won't they
See they, need each other to be happy
They'd be, perfect,
If only, they'd open their eyes and just see
They were, connected,
Two souls, away from where they're supposed to go
To go, and it's obvious they know

Wasting time at the office like pam and jim
Switch it to british, you call them dawn and tim
EPIC Fail or EPIC win, where do I begin,
They trade smiles all day, with patience wearing thin
And maybe they have no patients anymore, doctor house
wanting to cuddle cuddy, sneaking peeks down her blouse
the audience knows that she was meant to be your spouse
you have to tell her, start by opening your mouth

Will they, won't they
See they, need each other to be happy
They'd be, perfect,
If only, they'd open their eyes and just see
They were, connected,
Two souls, away from where they're supposed to go
To go, and it's obvious they know

Such a killer love, call them dexter and rita
Their love endangered someone go and get the number for peta
If only they would become mr senior and seniorita
We could chill at their wedding sip a dozen margaritas
They got chemistry fill up a couple hundred beakers
They blend nicely like this song through a pair of speakers
or the left and right, your favourite pair of sneakers
the stars of your classic Hollywood film feature
but this is not theatre, this here script is real
but she's still lois, and he's still the man of steel
inside their not quite as strong so they still conceal
the true nature of what exactly both their hearts actually feel

Will they, won't they
See they, need each other to be happy
They'd be, perfect,
If only, they'd open their eyes and just see
They were, connected,
Two souls, away from where they're supposed to go
To go, and it's obvious they know