I’m a maniac, I cause heart attacks
I’m flailing out of control, feel the whiplash
And check the almanac and go check your facts
I’m so tenacious, you could call me jack black
And when I’m on the track, I only spit hot fire
cause I’m telling the truth man, I ain’t no liar liar
I’m more the town crier, so hear ye hear ye
Pfranco haseth the rhymeths that are guilt free
Cause I speak easy, and that’s your guarantee
Cause you’re all luckily in the vicinity
of an emcee who hails from the major leagues
I play on the field while you play in fantasy
So no apologies, I’m a natural please
So get out of the way, or be a casualty
So rhymin’ is my specialty, cause I’ll happily
Bless the mic all across our galaxy
And break the image of your typical rhyme beast
I’m a nerdy asian kid from Melboune’s south east
And what’s up to all my people from the Philippines
Your boy is making noise by blowin’ beats to smithereens
I slash like wolverine, right through your tv screen
so scream like you watched paranormal activity
And jump like trampoline, or like lima beans
So why don’t you sing along, like karaoke fiends
You want another encore? call me jay-z
cause I work hard to make other rappers look lazy
and baby with the pen I scribe art like Scorsese,
all for people to say my raps are crazy
and those punch lines tasty, I’m the iron chef
when I cook beats in my kitchen you know that I’m one of the best
cause ha-choo, I guess I must be so blessed
cause finally I got this rap right off my chest